As I was brushing my teeth today, I thought about the upcoming HK trip and came to the sudden realisation that we'll be gone for 39 days.
And what does 39 days remind you of?
39 Days. 20 Contestants. 1 Survivor.
So I'm going to form a super tight alliance with Valerie. And bring her to the final 2. Because I'm so weak at challenges I won't be a threat. And cuz she's so short she can't be a threat (they might not even realise she's playing!). On Day 1, we're going to be nice and warm and welcoming. We're going to make them think we are nice little girls (not in terms of size please). We're going to deceive all of them.
And then slowly, we'll lie, cheat and backstab. We'll steal their underwear and hide their food. We'll catch fish together and not let the tribe know.
Cuz we're not there to make friends. We're there to win a million dollars.
Ha-ha. Just in case we don't make any friends at all, you know why.
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